Boston Cemeteries Won't Take Tamerlan Tsarnaev

Boston Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev appears to be having a difficult afterlife.  Although a funeral home in the Boston suburb of North Attleboro has prepared his body for burial, no one appears willing to take it.  His widow has declined to do so, and no Boston-area cemetery has been found that will accept his burial.  Islamic law forbids cremation.

From Fox News via Weasel Zippers, whose commenters have offered a variety of creative suggestions.